Wednesday, July 7, 2010


Can't have lemons or limes. Bad for the boob juice.


Kate: Your wife and I really bonded today.
Ryan: Was it a religious experience?
Joan: It was more sexual.

Say What?

Kate: We're talking about butt sex.
Becky: Hi, Kat.


Betty Crocker is awesome. I love that bitch.

Angie to Sam:

Chug it!

Sam to Stephanie:

Oh, go adjust your breasts.