tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18014902665924803902024-03-08T03:15:38.433-08:00Wait, What Did You Just Say?Quotable quotes overheard and repeated here for the shear entertainment of those who might not have been present.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-55927978953699479312010-07-07T06:24:00.001-07:002010-07-07T06:24:25.375-07:00MP:Can't have lemons or limes. Bad for the boob juice.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-41760919294401939522010-07-07T06:23:00.001-07:002010-07-07T06:23:40.232-07:00Yeah.Kate: Your wife and I really bonded today.<br />Ryan: Was it a religious experience?<br />Joan: It was more sexual.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-84534775150091921802010-07-07T06:22:00.002-07:002010-07-07T06:23:09.742-07:00Say What?Kate: We're talking about butt sex.<br />Becky: Hi, Kat.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-86031148891820287242010-07-07T06:22:00.001-07:002010-07-07T06:22:25.753-07:00Kate:Betty Crocker is awesome. I love that bitch.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-89239986411630102202010-07-07T06:21:00.002-07:002010-07-07T06:22:10.028-07:00Angie to Sam:Chug it!Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-58161045998845934332010-07-07T06:21:00.001-07:002010-07-07T06:21:52.648-07:00Sam to Stephanie:Oh, go adjust your breasts.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-15564593288864126702010-05-31T17:05:00.001-07:002010-05-31T17:05:30.911-07:00A Little SomethingSorry Kate he just has a little something you don't have. If he's lucky it's a big somethingKatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-38988116038985435972010-05-31T17:03:00.001-07:002010-05-31T17:03:59.594-07:00The listThe list is long and distinguished.<br /><br />Yeah, so's my johnson.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-76813981018627364982010-05-31T17:01:00.001-07:002010-05-31T17:02:45.259-07:00SeatbeltKate: Something's wrong with your seat belt.<br /><br />Becky: Your drunk. I'm pretty sure the problem's not with the seat belt. Just takin' a stab.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-88393351099743905432010-04-05T13:20:00.000-07:002010-04-05T13:22:00.712-07:00we'll stuff you in the trunk, Kate"I wish we had a clone of you so that we could see you more. Whenever we wanted to karaoke, I could just get the Kate out of my trunk."Beckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07893349580682325352noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-66623246082564762742010-04-03T14:08:00.000-07:002010-04-03T14:11:46.286-07:00New Game: Awful Or AwesomeThe ugly bride over there? Awful. <br /><br />The entire ugly wedding party showing up to sing? Awesome.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-60681549463445722272010-04-03T14:06:00.000-07:002010-04-03T14:08:40.171-07:00Thank You AlanisWhile singing along to Alanis' You Outta Know, "It's not fair to deny me...the cross I bear that you gave to me!" <br /><br />"...This a perfect Easter song, isn't it?"Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-30337049419674635852010-04-03T05:07:00.000-07:002010-04-03T05:09:58.834-07:00New NameJoy: Did you just call me "Joseph"?<div>Kate: I was trying to say "Joyous" and "Joyful" and it came out wrong. Sorry.</div><div>Joy: You should be.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-47544329123623829822010-04-03T05:06:00.000-07:002010-04-03T05:07:39.946-07:00SkankWagonIf Joan's a skank, I want to be on that wagon.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-33027169680935297222010-03-06T16:48:00.000-08:002010-03-06T16:54:19.444-08:00Oh, those cheese grinders!An artist exhibiting at Brookside shared a conversation she'd had with a woman at the Saratoga Art Center:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Woman: We really only publicize our events in Saratoga Springs...we don't want the Galway cheese grinders to show up!<br /><br />Patty: Cheese grinders?<br /><br />Woman: Oh, you know, people who accidentally drop cheese on the floor at parties and then grind it into the carpet with their heels.<br /><br />Patty: I'm from Galway....</span><br /><br />(For those who don't know, Galway is a small, rural-ish town near Saratoga.)<br />I've totally never heard this insult before but I love it!!!Beckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07893349580682325352noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-43504945727403850582009-11-29T10:41:00.000-08:002009-11-29T10:43:02.180-08:00Law abiding citizen?Joy: I can't call Chris back right now because I'm driving and it's against the law to talk on the phone while driving. I AM a law abiding citizen!!<br /><br />Joanna: Wait! Wasn't it you who hit someone's car last week and left the scene? And wasn't it Kat that had to point out to you that you hit the other car?!?!?Joannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00553377802621287352noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-62200771925947991112009-11-23T04:10:00.001-08:002009-11-23T04:14:02.290-08:00Triple FJoan: "I know something you don't know...."<div><br /></div><div>Joanna, Joy, Ash, Chris: <i>Expectant Silence</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Joan: "Nah, nah, nah, nah, boo, boo...."</div><div><br /></div><div>Joanna, Joy, Ash, Chris: <i>Expectant Silence</i></div><div><br /></div><div>Joan: "Triple F"</div><div><br /></div><div>Joanna, Joy, Ash, Chris: <i>Expectant Silence</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Joan: "Food For Thought"</div><div><br /></div><div>Joanna, Joy, Ash, Chris: <i>Expectant Silence</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Joan: "Oh." <i>Pause</i>. "That doesn't work, does it?"</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-22410015451316869462009-09-09T11:12:00.001-07:002009-09-09T11:12:53.954-07:00CruisingJoan: I've been cruising for kicks.<br /><br />Kate: You've been cruising for WHAT?<br /><br />Joan: Kicks.<br /><br />Kate: Oh. Oh, I thought you said something else.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-27238130194322402452009-09-07T05:53:00.000-07:002009-09-07T05:54:09.001-07:00EggsWhat do you mean eggs aren't dairy? They're IN the dairy case!Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-3921649309406569742009-09-05T08:39:00.001-07:002009-09-05T08:39:47.760-07:00La-aUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-66965614394741615382009-08-07T06:11:00.000-07:002009-08-07T06:12:19.104-07:00Thanks, Kat"You look like a man when you make that face."<br /><br />Kat, to me. I was putting on makeup.Beckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07893349580682325352noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-6769158990209102642009-08-06T09:18:00.000-07:002009-08-06T15:04:43.030-07:00Technical Difficulties?<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Delinquent #1 = pregnant teen, female</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Delinquent #2 = former drug addict teen, male </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Delinquent #2: "Yeah I want kids... eventually." </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Delinquent #1: "Oh, so you are waiting. You're the smart one." </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Portion of conversation a bit blurred as I walked past.</span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Delinquent #2 = "...there are some technical difficulties..."</span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-76692136883493316352009-08-04T06:12:00.000-07:002009-08-04T06:15:29.900-07:00Toe Ring"You know, that ring used to be Sherri's toe ring." - Joy, 3 days after I wore a ring (on my finger!) that Kat proudly gave me to wear to a gala on Friday night.Beckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07893349580682325352noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-57757115175220201682009-07-04T15:35:00.000-07:002009-07-04T15:36:09.954-07:00July 3rd BBQIn answer to the question, "Where's Michael?", MP said, "Taming the beast. And I'm not talking about my hoo-hoo."Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1801490266592480390.post-3442358908598113542009-07-04T15:31:00.000-07:002009-07-04T15:32:43.817-07:00July 3rd BBQSam to Kat: "What does U.S.P.S. stand for?"<br /><br />Becky whispers in Kat's ear: "United States Post Office."Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.com2