Quotable quotes overheard and repeated here for the shear entertainment of those who might not have been present.
Aaack! Is this Chris person a friend of yours???
It's Joy's Chris!
I love this story even more now!
Agh!!! Did you gag?? I am gagging just thinking about a large tongue hanging out of two slices of bread. It probably had mayo on it too - just to make it worse. Or drool...
It had Russian dressing and was on rye bread....and it looked like salami/corned beef...until he pulled it apart and I saw the creases in it like a human tongue has. Shudder. But it tasted good. I couldn't really taste the meat, it mostly tasted like Russian dressing and rye bread.
Did it "crunch" the way your tongue does when you accidently bite it?
This is just way to disgusting for words.