MP:

Can't have lemons or limes. Bad for the boob juice.

Yeah.

Kate: Your wife and I really bonded today.
Ryan: Was it a religious experience?
Joan: It was more sexual.

Say What?

Kate: We're talking about butt sex.
Becky: Hi, Kat.

Kate:

Betty Crocker is awesome. I love that bitch.

Angie to Sam:

Chug it!

Sam to Stephanie:

Oh, go adjust your breasts.

A Little Something

Sorry Kate he just has a little something you don't have. If he's lucky it's a big something

The list

The list is long and distinguished.

Yeah, so's my johnson.

Seatbelt

Kate: Something's wrong with your seat belt.

Becky: Your drunk. I'm pretty sure the problem's not with the seat belt. Just takin' a stab.

we'll stuff you in the trunk, Kate

"I wish we had a clone of you so that we could see you more. Whenever we wanted to karaoke, I could just get the Kate out of my trunk."

New Game: Awful Or Awesome

The ugly bride over there? Awful.

The entire ugly wedding party showing up to sing? Awesome.

Thank You Alanis

While singing along to Alanis' You Outta Know, "It's not fair to deny me...the cross I bear that you gave to me!"

"...This a perfect Easter song, isn't it?"

New Name

Joy: Did you just call me "Joseph"?

Kate: I was trying to say "Joyous" and "Joyful" and it came out wrong. Sorry.

Joy: You should be.

SkankWagon

If Joan's a skank, I want to be on that wagon.

Oh, those cheese grinders!

An artist exhibiting at Brookside shared a conversation she'd had with a woman at the Saratoga Art Center:

Woman: We really only publicize our events in Saratoga Springs...we don't want the Galway cheese grinders to show up!

Patty: Cheese grinders?

Woman: Oh, you know, people who accidentally drop cheese on the floor at parties and then grind it into the carpet with their heels.

Patty: I'm from Galway....

(For those who don't know, Galway is a small, rural-ish town near Saratoga.)
I've totally never heard this insult before but I love it!!!