July 3rd BBQ

In answer to the question, "Where's Michael?", MP said, "Taming the beast. And I'm not talking about my hoo-hoo."

July 3rd BBQ

Sam to Kat: "What does U.S.P.S. stand for?"

Becky whispers in Kat's ear: "United States Post Office."

July 3rd BBQ

"I'm on the motherfucker." -- MP, solving a problem.

July 3rd BBQ

"Neighbors are gonna love this." -- MP at the start of karaoke.