Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Yeah.
Kate: Your wife and I really bonded today.
Ryan: Was it a religious experience?
Joan: It was more sexual.
Ryan: Was it a religious experience?
Joan: It was more sexual.
Monday, May 31, 2010
A Little Something
Sorry Kate he just has a little something you don't have. If he's lucky it's a big something
Seatbelt
Kate: Something's wrong with your seat belt.
Becky: Your drunk. I'm pretty sure the problem's not with the seat belt. Just takin' a stab.
Becky: Your drunk. I'm pretty sure the problem's not with the seat belt. Just takin' a stab.
Monday, April 5, 2010
we'll stuff you in the trunk, Kate
"I wish we had a clone of you so that we could see you more. Whenever we wanted to karaoke, I could just get the Kate out of my trunk."
Saturday, April 3, 2010
New Game: Awful Or Awesome
The ugly bride over there? Awful.
The entire ugly wedding party showing up to sing? Awesome.
The entire ugly wedding party showing up to sing? Awesome.
Thank You Alanis
While singing along to Alanis' You Outta Know, "It's not fair to deny me...the cross I bear that you gave to me!"
"...This a perfect Easter song, isn't it?"
"...This a perfect Easter song, isn't it?"
New Name
Joy: Did you just call me "Joseph"?
Kate: I was trying to say "Joyous" and "Joyful" and it came out wrong. Sorry.
Joy: You should be.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Oh, those cheese grinders!
An artist exhibiting at Brookside shared a conversation she'd had with a woman at the Saratoga Art Center:
Woman: We really only publicize our events in Saratoga Springs...we don't want the Galway cheese grinders to show up!
Patty: Cheese grinders?
Woman: Oh, you know, people who accidentally drop cheese on the floor at parties and then grind it into the carpet with their heels.
Patty: I'm from Galway....
(For those who don't know, Galway is a small, rural-ish town near Saratoga.)
I've totally never heard this insult before but I love it!!!
Woman: We really only publicize our events in Saratoga Springs...we don't want the Galway cheese grinders to show up!
Patty: Cheese grinders?
Woman: Oh, you know, people who accidentally drop cheese on the floor at parties and then grind it into the carpet with their heels.
Patty: I'm from Galway....
(For those who don't know, Galway is a small, rural-ish town near Saratoga.)
I've totally never heard this insult before but I love it!!!
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Law abiding citizen?
Joy: I can't call Chris back right now because I'm driving and it's against the law to talk on the phone while driving. I AM a law abiding citizen!!
Joanna: Wait! Wasn't it you who hit someone's car last week and left the scene? And wasn't it Kat that had to point out to you that you hit the other car?!?!?
Joanna: Wait! Wasn't it you who hit someone's car last week and left the scene? And wasn't it Kat that had to point out to you that you hit the other car?!?!?
Monday, November 23, 2009
Triple F
Joan: "I know something you don't know...."
Joanna, Joy, Ash, Chris: Expectant Silence
Joan: "Nah, nah, nah, nah, boo, boo...."
Joanna, Joy, Ash, Chris: Expectant Silence
Joan: "Triple F"
Joanna, Joy, Ash, Chris: Expectant Silence
Joan: "Food For Thought"
Joanna, Joy, Ash, Chris: Expectant Silence
Joan: "Oh." Pause. "That doesn't work, does it?"
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Cruising
Joan: I've been cruising for kicks.
Kate: You've been cruising for WHAT?
Joan: Kicks.
Kate: Oh. Oh, I thought you said something else.
Kate: You've been cruising for WHAT?
Joan: Kicks.
Kate: Oh. Oh, I thought you said something else.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Technical Difficulties?
Delinquent #1 = pregnant teen, female
Delinquent #2 = former drug addict teen, male
Delinquent #2: "Yeah I want kids... eventually."
Delinquent #1: "Oh, so you are waiting. You're the smart one."
Portion of conversation a bit blurred as I walked past.
Delinquent #2 = "...there are some technical difficulties..."
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Toe Ring
"You know, that ring used to be Sherri's toe ring." - Joy, 3 days after I wore a ring (on my finger!) that Kat proudly gave me to wear to a gala on Friday night.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
July 3rd BBQ
In answer to the question, "Where's Michael?", MP said, "Taming the beast. And I'm not talking about my hoo-hoo."
July 3rd BBQ
Sam to Kat: "What does U.S.P.S. stand for?"
Becky whispers in Kat's ear: "United States Post Office."
Becky whispers in Kat's ear: "United States Post Office."
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